doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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