I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
porn star boner night. come get it.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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