STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Text me some of your sweat
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