The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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