Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Randomize
