She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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