there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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