Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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