I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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