so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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