Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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