Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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