I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
So vagazzling was a success
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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