The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
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