You don't have asthma, your pregnant
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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