Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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