New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
Just cropdusted the office
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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