he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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