Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
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