I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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