i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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