My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
I'm jealous of your bromance
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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