Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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