so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
