Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
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