I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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