I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Houston, we have a blender
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Randomize
