I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Watching her eat just hurts me
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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