just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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