Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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