I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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