she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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