On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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