Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
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