AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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