Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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