ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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