i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I think I won the penis lottery.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
you have to choose: penises or morals?
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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