Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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