I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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