one two three fourrrrnication!
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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