I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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