So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
