Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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