Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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