You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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