I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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