If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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