THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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