And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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