College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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